why a woman needs a man

I found that a woman would find a husband useful when she needs someone to explain to other men that she needs something done without these other men thinking it's a silly idea. This sort of thing probably happens so often to other women as well but in my case, it is for my dillemmas with house builds and/or improvement. In my head they all would work perfectly and I know exactly how one should do them. Plus they'd look pretty. But seeing I have no or inadequate physical skill, I seek to employ help from skilled gentlemen or other men in the house. It is their "job", is it not? Kidding. Anyway, the scenario usually goes like this, I see something i'd like to fix, I get an idea on how to do it, I seek help from a man with a saw and a hammer, I tell him about how I want the job to be done and he looks at me like I grew two extra heads. When I see that look of confusion mixed with a bit of misogyny, I usually just play the, "Oh but I don't know, you know better, I'm just saying." Just to get it over with. And the end result is almost always sloppy. And so I thought, a husband would be really useful for these kinds of things. Not because he'd do the job for me and it'd be free, (I mean, that’s not too bad, if he could do it then yayy but I wouldn't expect too much) but he could talk to other men in their own language you know? Somewhere in the likes of-- my wife is a bit crazy but she wants this so it has to happen, or he can say the idea is his and it will all be a different story, the work would be so agreeable like it's the best idea they have ever heard. Almost anything that comes from a man's mouth is reasonable and dare I say, awesome to other men. But when a brilliant idea comes from a woman? She is crazy and thinks too much of herself. Like, who gave her permission to speak?? 

Anyway, I think that would be a good use for a husband. Or I could just learn building-- that seems easier.